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Your swing.
Birdie's honest take.
Personalized video roasts for the shot that had so much promise. Send the evidence, pick the heat, and let Birdie keep it clever.
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Your $20 gets a personalized Birdie roast, a touch of golf wisdom, and a finished video made for a replay.
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Roast My Swing
$20
Personalized golf-smart roast
One photo or swing video
Playful, Spicy, or Ruthless
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Personalized video roast
The Flirty Fairway Roast
A personalized Birdie video roast of your golf swing or submitted golf photo—warm on the tee, playful in the middle, and rooting for your next round.
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